who the f*ck asked Tote

Not all heroes wear capes. Some carry receipts.

Loud, petty, and proudly unbothered — this tote is for when you need both hands free to block, ignore, and move on.

Designed for people who don’t ask for opinions… and definitely didn’t ask for yours.

Carry it. Wear it. Let it speak for you.

🕶️ Limited drop. Don’t wait for permission.